Top and Best JOE DIRT QUOTES – Lets Make Some Fun

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‘Joe Dirt’ is an adventure comedy movie that was published on 11 april 2001. The film is in English and was published in America.

The movie ‘Joe Dirt’ was released by Sony Pictures.

The main character ‘Joe Dirt’ in this film is played by David Spade. Some of other star are Brittany Daniel as Brandy, Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly, Adam Beach as Kickin’ Wing, Christopher Walken as Anthony Benedetti/Clem Doore/Gert B. Frobe, Jaime Pressly as Jill, Kid Rock as Robby.

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‘Joe Dirt’ Movie

Release DateApril 11, 2001
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Running Time91 Minutes
Directed by Dennie Gordon
Produced byRobert Simonds
StarringDavid Spade
Dennis Miller
Brittany Daniel
Christopher Walken
Brian Thompson
Erik Per Sullivan
Box Office Collections$31 million

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JOE DIRT QUOTES

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JOE DIRT QUOTES
JOE DIRT QUOTES

“You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?”

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“There are 3 things to remember when dealin’ with a deadly alligator; and yes they are deadly, don’t kid yourself. Rule number one, I’m number one. Ya hear that. I like to kid around. Rule two, the croc’s number two. Now before we begin…”

“There are 3 things to remember when dealin’ with a deadly alligator; and yes they are deadly, don’t kid yourself. Rule number one, I’m number one. Ya hear that. I like to kid around. Rule two, the croc’s number two. Now before we begin…”

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“Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.”

“Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt.”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.”

“My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.”

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“I got the poo on me!”

“I got the poo on me!”

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“You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin’ and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up?”

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“To tell you the truth, brother, between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking.”

“To tell you the truth, brother, between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking.”

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Joe Dirt Quotes Fireworks

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Joe Dirt Quotes

“You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - Quotes about His Fists

[puts up fists] “You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up?”

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Joe Dirt Quotes Jesus

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Joe Dirt Quotes Jesus

“Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back; making fun of poor Joe Dirt?”

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Joe Dirt Quotes Funny

Joe Dirt Funny

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“If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

“If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

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“So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?”

“So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?”

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“Oh come on, man. You don't got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?”

“Oh come on, man. You don’t got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents”

“I’m new in town, kinda lonely, lookin’ for my parents”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “Why don't you go practice fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.”

“Why don’t you go practice fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute.”

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Joe Dirt Funny Quotes

“My face and your ass… I mean your ass and my face.”

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“I thought I had broken my ass bone!”

“I thought I had broken my ass bone!”

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“I can see down your shirt!”

“I can see down your shirt!”

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“It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.”

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“Luckily, my neck broke my fall.”

“Luckily, my neck broke my fall.”

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“You just said your sister’s hot! What a fuh-reak! You’re going to hell, man!”

“You just said your sister’s hot! What a fuh-reak! You’re going to hell, man!”

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“This croc ain’t no puppy.”

“This croc ain’t no puppy.”

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“Well today I’m gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner that’s right I said Hemi”

“Well today I’m gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner that’s right I said Hemi”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?'””

“And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?’””

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“I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.”

“I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.”

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Best Joe Dirt Quotes

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “Life's a garden, dig it.”

“Life’s a garden, dig it.”

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“To tell you the truth, brother, between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking.”

“To tell you the truth, brother, between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking.”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “But I’m pickin’ it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say?”

“But I’m pickin’ it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say?”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “Hey! You’re talking to my guy all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”

“Hey! You’re talking to my guy all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”

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“Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite.”

“Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton’s ass I’d take a bite.”

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“Say it, don't spray it brother. Dang!”

“Say it, don’t spray it brother. Dang!”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “I'm putting the lotion on the skin!”

“I’m putting the lotion on the skin!”

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Joe Dirt Quotes - “Well that might be your problem. It's not what you like, it's the consumer.”

“Well that might be your problem. It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.”

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“Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?”

Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where’s the good stuff man?

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Joe falls off a swing

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Joe falls off a swing

“And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.”

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