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‘Joe Dirt’ is an adventure comedy movie that was published on 11 april 2001. The film is in English and was published in America.
The movie ‘Joe Dirt’ was released by Sony Pictures.
The main character ‘Joe Dirt’ in this film is played by David Spade. Some of other star are Brittany Daniel as Brandy, Dennis Miller as Zander Kelly, Adam Beach as Kickin’ Wing, Christopher Walken as Anthony Benedetti/Clem Doore/Gert B. Frobe, Jaime Pressly as Jill, Kid Rock as Robby.
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‘Joe Dirt’ Movie
Release Date | April 11, 2001 |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
Running Time | 91 Minutes |
Directed by | Dennie Gordon |
Produced by | Robert Simonds |
Starring | David Spade Dennis Miller Brittany Daniel Christopher Walken Brian Thompson Erik Per Sullivan |
Box Office Collections | $31 million |
Read more about this great movie from Wikipedia.
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JOE DIRT QUOTES
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“You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?”
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“There are 3 things to remember when dealin’ with a deadly alligator; and yes they are deadly, don’t kid yourself. Rule number one, I’m number one. Ya hear that. I like to kid around. Rule two, the croc’s number two. Now before we begin…”
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“Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt.”
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“My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.”
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“I got the poo on me!”
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“You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin’ and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up?”
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“To tell you the truth, brother, between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking.”
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“You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”
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[puts up fists] “You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up?”
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“Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back; making fun of poor Joe Dirt?”
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“If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
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“So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?”
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“Oh come on, man. You don’t got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?”
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14.
“I’m new in town, kinda lonely, lookin’ for my parents”
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“Why don’t you go practice fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute.”
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“My face and your ass… I mean your ass and my face.”
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“I thought I had broken my ass bone!”
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“I can see down your shirt!”
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“It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.”
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“Luckily, my neck broke my fall.”
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21.
“You just said your sister’s hot! What a fuh-reak! You’re going to hell, man!”
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22.
“This croc ain’t no puppy.”
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23.
“Well today I’m gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner that’s right I said Hemi”
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24.
“And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?’””
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“I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.”
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“Life’s a garden, dig it.”
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“To tell you the truth, brother, between you and me. The thing with the dog is coming off a little fruity. That’s just me talking.”
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28.
“But I’m pickin’ it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say?”
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29.
“Hey! You’re talking to my guy all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”
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30.
“Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton’s ass I’d take a bite.”
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31.
“Say it, don’t spray it brother. Dang!”
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32.
“I’m putting the lotion on the skin!”
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33.
“Well that might be your problem. It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.”
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34.
“Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where’s the good stuff man?”
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“And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.”
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